Wake up Ternat!

Disclaimer – this is a satire post and the views in the article is not shared by the author or YHMP

Hi everyone, my name is Pierre Mendy and I live by the old factory in Ternat, where I’ve lived my whole life. I used to work as a mechanic at the old factory before they shut it down and I was forced into early retirement. I tell you this to make you understand I am an honorable working-class man.

So now to my point. Have you connected the dots between Mayor Allards so-called 5G towers and the rise of covid cases? Because I have! How many covid cases did we have before these towers came to our lovely little village? That’s right, non!

Be not afraid my fellow Ternations, for I have found the solution. Some people insist on using masks, washing their hands with disinfectors, and keeping our distance as if people aren’t becoming more and more distant as it is! See what these people don’t know is that the virus is not spread from person to person but via the 5G towers.

So now I have gone down to the local Koop and bought all the aluminum foil they had to prevent Mayor Allard from seizing it before it’s too late. From this, I have constructed immunity hats. Me and my wife has been using this since the so-called pandemic came into Ternat, and none of us has become sick. This goes to show that my method is 100% efficient.

Over the last few weeks, I have constructed over 500 immunity hats and I am selling them for the cheap price of 100 Skibbles. If you want some you can find my number in the phonebook.

Fellow Ternations, we must stand up against this hoax. Together we are strong!